Death and Douchebags
Eastern Forces "Ripper Battalion"
Fighting the good fight.
Sergeant Major Morrow
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Gray
Occupation: Sergeant Major of the Third Regiment of Foot, Ripper Battalion
Master Sergeant Callahan
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Green
Occupation: Master Sergeant of the 5th Shield Regiment, Ripper Battalion
Ripper Battalion is the tip of the Eastern Washingtonnian Forces’ spear. They are the first to enter the fray, trained shock troops ready to smash into any enemy head-on and without hesitation. First to fight, first to die, first to win, the Ripper Battalion’s motto is “Never Die Alone,” as in make sure to take at least one enemy with you.
-Sergeant Major Morrow is, like any soldier in a Ripper Battalion footman regiment, a bit cocky. as confident in his ability to swing a sword at neck height as he is to lay down a pick-up line, most would agree that he should stick to war and not love. He also seems to not take things as seriously as he should, although when the chips are on the table he’s the man to call. “Hey, just because we’re fighting against a mind-controlling tyrant doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun doing it, right?”
-Master Sergeant Callahan takes protecting her men very seriously. The job of a shield regiment is to make absolutely certain the enemy isn’t going where you don’t want them to in a battle, and Callahan has turned this idea into an art form. Nicknamed “Curtain Wall Callahan” by her subordinates and peers, she proves its validity every time she dons her greatshield and enters formation. “Hey you, bang your head against my shield again, I swear it’s gonna break any day now!”